This is just really funny

I know the Constitution has no requirement for the President to be a good dancer, but I propose we amend that. For the good of the nation. Because this video is just embarassing, and we don't need our president to be any more embarrasing than he already is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqy91GnS-Bg

Putting my foot in the domestic service industry

So for $25/hr I will clean your apartment and for $35 I may do it with my clothes off. Well if law school doesn't work out, at least I have "other" experience.Step 3: make her open the mop, and thats the way you do it

SICK BALL
SICK
Brad also struggles with the mop

WHO WANTS A HAIR-CUT??

Want to look as awesome as Sally? For $10 you too can get a kitchen scissors haircut! I can also do back-alley mani/pedis for $5 each and dye your hair for $10 + the cost of delicious dye. Step right up! You know you want it!

being poor in property class

This is jennifer expressing her feeling "omg i spent all my money" and me being like me too biatch

Congratulations, the item is yours. Please pay now!

The best part about ebay, is when you impulse buy something and then "win" it, you don't feel like you've won anything. You feel like you got cheated out of something you can't change your mind about and didn't want anyway. So, I am turning off the ebay after these last pair of jeans because as it turns out, I can't take anymore "winning."

Step 1: don't spend $10 on one meal

But that's what I did anyway. I still have $15 for 6 more days...no problem! Shout out to ellen schopler who is my favorite and understands my plight.

Here's me enjoying a beer by the swimming pool...when life was good

WELCOME TO THESE ARE THE BREAKS

so, i'm starting this blog b/c omg I'm out of money, and I need free things to entertain myself with. In fact I have 25$ a week to spend for the rest of the month of april. I thought it would make me feel better to document the experience. And if you haven't heard the song "The Breaks" by Kurtis Blow you should. Because stepping on the breaks is a new theme for my blog and my life. Stay tuned to see what I don't buy next
Peace


Look! in my former life I lounged on the couch naked and drunk in the middle of the afternoon--not the poster-child for the worker's party or for economically productive. Good times! PS Sorry no nips, but you get the idea