Things I've learned at my job this summer

Here's a short list of things I've learned so far while working at my job this summer:

1. How to surf the internet until lunchtime

2. When buying a home--research the contractor and make sure he's legit; there are SO many crooked ones who will take your money and run

3. Always keep an umbrella in your desk in case of afternoon thunderstorms

4. Pee before you go to a 2.5 hour meeting

5. If you close the door and pretend you're on the phone, you can probably take a 10 minute nap

6. It's hard to resist internet shopping when that's all you have to keep yourself occupied

7. It's hard to have a good day when it doesn't start with coffee

Anything you'd like to add? Feel free to post--

Wedding preview

So I'm going to Woodstock, Vermont this weekend for the wedding of very good friends Mike Barry and Kate (Who i'll probably have to now call Kate Barry). Here is the dress I'm going to wear:


http://www.bcbg.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3069205&cp=2769162.2768985&view=all&clickid=cat_leftnav_txt&parentPage=family

(I got a better price!)

I'm not loving the syling. I think it needs more color, so i'll be wearing these shoes

They are very tall and hard to walk in but I'll do my best not to fall down.

The jewelery will be a pearl necklace with matching earings and I will decorate with bright lipstick to match the shoes.

Another thing I'll change about the styling is that bitchface the model is wearing. Not my style. Unless you spill something on my dress--then you may get shot the bitchface

These are some of the things I spent my money on this month. That's like a $250 outfit, but looking hot at a wedding--priceless. I think it's money well spent. Thanks Dr. Schopler!

Updizzle

Hey readers, it's been awile since I've spent all my money OMG OMG, but I'm back on. Basically I'm really bored at work and Allie http://allieinthebox.wordpress.com/ is very inspirational. So here it goes.

I'm meeting my good friend Christine for drinks tonight in about one (1) hour and forty-five (45) minutes [this is how numbers look in contracts and I just spent all day writing one, so I can't stop] and I'm done with work for the day.

Normally I would be out of here like Nimma on Top Chef, but that 60% chance of rain turned into 100% chance you'll be able to see through my shirt if I go outside. So I'm stuck in the office until: 1. the storm passes 2. it's 5pm. Hopefully the bums that usually sell porn on the street will have switched to umbrellas...

This week look for how I spent all my money in Jamaica and then even more money at the mall this weekend.