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Project Runway Tonight!

I'm def kind of a loser/normal participant in low-brow American culture, but I'm excited for TV-- project runway is tonight. It's really a releif from all the hideously uninspired outfits lawyers put together. Part of it isn't their fault. I mean the men's suit isn't really groundbreaking fashion, even if you were to buy the nicest one--it's still wool and you need a shirt and a tie to go with it. But clothes for professional women are the worst! We have breasts and legs and hips and thighs and that's ok! Why make clothes for women that are essentially mens clothes with a couple of darts in the chest and bum and don't require a tie and take all the beauty out of being a woman?? You work in an office, you know. So project runway is an escape into my own fashion fantasy...away from the world I live in of button downs, khaki, and open toed shoes worn with pantyhose. The best part--it doesn't cost any money at all to indulge in this fantasy. Omg i didn't spend all my money on project runway. Maybe at urban outfitters in Chinatown tonight, but PR is guilt-free fashion for poor people who only have money to spend on boring work clothes like me. Well, maybe just this jacket from urban, and then I'm back to work. Aufvitazeign!

P.S. the NEED to auf that overthehill poser rocker motorcycle chick--she is taking up tv time away from people who can actually respond creatively to design challenges.

Peace out hommies

So this week of work was pretty good. I have become a infofile i.e. I check every news site every 2 minutes of every day because I have nothing to do. On Friday I'll be in Pennsylvania with the bf and his fam which should be really great but...

Ok I bought a new bathing suit for laying out at the beach.

which is this bathing suit--and it cost like 45$
(too much--I had to order an XL for the titties b/c they just run SO small, fucking clothing made for skinny bitches, so not only was i out almost 50 bucks but I also have to order 2 sizes bigger than usual and feel bad about it :()
would you believe the top and bottom don't completely match even though both were described by american apparel as nylon-cobalt??

Those bastards

Anyway--look for me in this bikini if you happen to be in the pokonose this 4th.

Here's a wedding pic from a couple weeks ago: